Finally, we beat China in something ... competitive hot dog eating. The Chinese brought their best, and the likes of Joey Chestnut, some guys from Chicago and some random town in Pennsylvania took down the Asian giants.
We should relish in our victory now because I'm pretty sure the Chinese premiere just executed a few people and hot dogs are being distributed across the country. Careful China or you will be brought down by our real weapons of mass destruction, Obesity, Heart Disease and Diabetes. Just look what we've done to the Western Europeans through McDonalds, Kentucky Friend Chicken and Burger King. We're going to take over the world, one Whopper and Hot Dog at a time.
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