Tuesday, December 28, 2010

A Toast ... to all of you that suck

Saw a great idea on the Today Show this morning (all Kathy Lee's idea -- she was drunk I think) ... hold a toast a few days before New Year's to toast all the ass hats / clowns, cowards, dip-shits and bad things that happened in the past year. Kinda an intersting idea ... why not throw some good at what was bad? Especially if it means good luck for the upcoming year?

Personally, I think this last year has been pretty good. With the exception of a few bad judgement calls, too much travel and the month of September, this was an interesting and decent year -- an improvement on 2009 for sure. I'd give it a C ... so in order to make 2011 amazing, everyone should go have a toast in the next couple of days to all that sucked in 2010. And yes ... I'm superstitious about a few things.

In the words of Kanye West (and yes, this is the only time I'll quote him) - "Let's have a toast for the douchebats, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Eveone of them that I know, Let's have toast for the jerkoffs, That'll never take work off, Baby I got a plan, Runaway fast as you can."

So here's to all of you that suck ... may your fortunes turn dark, never change and disappointment follow you in all that you do. Cheers!!! Now onto some happy stuff for 2011 ... like the South of France in September and the Caribbean in April.

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