- Joe Biden has a giant mole on his forehead -- HDTV is not generous to him. Also -- I'm hoping that was vodka in his glass b/c he was getting aggressive in his standing up as the speech went along.
- Creating a new agency to manage illegals or something -- not sure but that one will fail ... more government, more spending. Just build a giant wall with machine gun nests. Woo Hoo!
- The Generals don't stand up ... didn't see them stand up once in the 15 ovations I witnessed.
- Lots of the women wear really bright colors and the men wear dark suits. I'd like to see this turn into a fashion show ... let's flaunt some bright colors ... maybe someone dressed in a red white and blue flag? If your going to force us to listen to 90 minutes of campaign shit, then make it colorful.
- And does the Capital have a barber or a hairdresser? I mean if I was going to be on national TV and tens of millions watching me, then I would make sure I didn't look like I just rolled out of bed.
- SOTU should be like pop up video -- comedians should weigh in on funny things that are going on through out the speech.
- Boehner's not tanned ... he's orange
- I think Family Guy needs to mock the SOTU address - imagine Stewie as the president
- Tweet of the night: "4 more years of this and we'll have to build a border fence to keep people in."
- Facebook comment of the night -- "Obama's SOTU theme is an homage to Lost - "We can't go back." --- to which i replied, "Can Jack's father be Joe Biden?"
Here's the good news, no more SOTU addresses for a year. Here's the bad news ... it's an election year and the campaigning is only going to get worse. ANYONE BUT THESE IDIOTS IN 2012!!!
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