Tuesday, January 31, 2012

How romantic!

Yeah, whatever. I'm going to go out on a limb and say Emily caused Steven immense sadness when she ignored his passion for the Tuba and made fun of him at parties. That's why he cheated, Emily. Because you made him cry.

Ok, enough creative writing for the day ... in all seriousness, I got my money on Steven is a deuche and Emily will soon be sleeping with one of his much more successful friends.


And for the record, yes, I would completely do something like this but i would add pictures. Rumor has it, Captain Fry and I once took some tires off a guys car b/c he may or may not have been cheating on the girl I was dating ... ironically, her name was Emily.  May or may not be a true story. Depends on the statue of limitations in South Carolina. 

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