AHHHHH!! Australians and Chavs alike are freaking out across Copenhagen as the Danish authorities have banned Marmite. If you are near Marmite, please avoid any surly English / Aussie looking person for the next three to four hours because it won't be pretty. Fighting, mumbling and references to bollocking the PM will be over heard.
The English and Aussies have a connection to Marmite that I will never understand. I'm not exactly sure what's in Marmite (claims to be vitamins and minerals), but I'm pretty sure it involves smashing rolly polys into a pasted that you spread over toast and drink with something that resembles coffee.
I'd consider smearing shit on bread and eating it before trying Marmite again. It might be the foulest, most reprehensible concoction that I've encountered. If aliens were to attack, we don't need fancy weapons, we just need to feed them Marmite covered Broccoli and the invaders will run for their home planet as quickly as possible.
Link on BBC
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