Oh, your 'avin a laff gov'ner

Ok, that was lame but when I get nostalgic for Merry Ole England I either drink lots, complain, watch Guy Richie movies or enjoy some English Football.  One of my favorite teams:  Fulham - mainly b/c they have a number of American on their team including Clint Dempsey, who went to Furman. 

Anywhoo, Fulham and their coach, a Welschman, decided to go seperate ways today. The fans, who posted their true feelings on Fulham's official Facebook page, aren't so excited and their responses are priceless. Some of my favorites (warning, the following might offend anyone who hasn't been drunk in an English pub for more than a week):

• immy Armstrong If you read this you f*cking Welsh turncoat sheep shagging w*nker, you will NEVER be able to walk down the Fulham Rd again. I hope you, your family, your friends, & anyone associated with you suffer immeasurably. I shall curse you. Have a plane crash for us you c*nt!
• Ben Howard stup sheepshaging prick
• Steve Wilkerson Fuckoff,u no good,money grabbing, sheep shagging,leek eating,dafodill growing,time wasting,backstabbing, ambitiousless,ape looking,retard sounding,shit for brains,welsh cunt mother fucker!!!!
• Brad Van Leeuwen That cheeky fucker.
• Joakim Kristinsson Mark Hughes can go herd sheeps back in Wales....
• Chris Waller C u n t... cunt!!!!!!! 

These are just 6 of about 200 hundred currently on the page -- and it was announced about 20 minutes ago. Awesome. Here's what I learned today:  1. Never coach Football in England, 2. Wales has a lot of sheep, 3. Nationalism is alive and well in SW6 (SW London to the rest of you), 4. Growing daffodils is a bad thing, 5. Wishing death by plane crash is acceptable.