- Obama gave us the State of China Address -- seriously, he mentioned China fifty times and how they are kicking our ass. He also promised a lot of cool things like high speed internet for everyone. yay. I'll get to save $12 a month from my Comcast bill. Why do I think they will just raise my taxes to pay for it?
- Of course, Sarah Palin had to chime in on the STOU address and said WTF a few times on Fox News. Stay klassy Sarah.
- Charlie Sheen is in the hospital after a night with porn stars and a suitcase full of cocaine. Well, I guess that rules out Major League 4 -- Charlie's comeback.
- Jay Culter is still getting crucified for not playing the full game in the NFC Championship because he got hurt. I admit, I thought he looked like he quit, but after reading an article on Fox Sports, I realized he might have quit a long time ago (he's also dating Kristen from all those MTV shows so I doubt he really cares at all - and he's got millions in the bank). Fox Sports. All of this reminds me of my senior year of playing baseball. Actually, let's be honest. I pretty much quit caring about playing baseball after my Sophomore season. I only hung around because it was a great excuse for Captain Fry and I to get into and out of trouble as well as stay in shape. Plus, it paid for school and made the old people happy.
- Rahm Emanuel proved that if you worked the president, anything is possible. Seriously, should it be a requirement for someone to actually live in a city to run for a government position? I really think I like Chicago. I changed flights there once, maybe I should be there mayor.
- I started watching the show Ancient Aliens and it literally, blew my mind. There is also another terribly bad, yet awesome movie coming in March ... The Battle for LA! That's right boys and girls, another alien movie where the Marines get to smash some aliens. Plus, it's a Michael Bay / Bruckheimer movie which means everything is going to blow up.
- Lots of riots in Muslim countries this week ... in other news, the sun came up and went down.
- Another snowstorm hit the NE and I don't have much to say because they live in the NE where it snows because its cold and your in the NE. It would be like me complaining about the heat in the Summer in the South -- "Oh, no ... it's 100 degrees in GA in July -- what a surprise!" Yeah, watch the ONN commentary below - "the storm has been causing major problems for the nation's idiots".
Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation's Idiots
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