Vote or Die

Tomorrow is election day meaning everyone should go vote. I have a pretty firm stance on this issue -- if you don't vote, they should burn your passport, beat you with a rope, get you addicted to crack, send you to Ciudad Juarez and see how many days you make it running from the Cartel.

Seriously, there is no excuse not to vote. It is a simple act and the very basis of our Republic -- one day a year we are offered the opportunity to share our voice and make a change. Regardless if you like the candidates or not, write someone in but don't turn down the right to vote. That is just cowardly -- and we all know where I stand on cowards (anyone needing a concrete slab, Elvis plates or perhaps their tires in a lake?)

Now go vote or V is going to come after you. Remember, remember ... I'll save the rest for Friday.