If I were Don Draper ....

... I'd employ a serious beatdown on Matthew Weiner and the ass hats and Lionsgate. Seriously people ... I love me some Mad Men and you are delaying it until the Fall of 2012? If you believe the Mayans, that only gives us a few months of Mad Men left?

Yeah, I think Obama should intervene here ... could be a serious threat to national security if Mad Men doesn't come back. Maybe a no fly zone over the Lionsgate HQ? and why didn't he mention that in his speech last night about Col. Blublockers?

By the way, Obama's speeches are like an episode of Glee ... whole lot of energy and excitement, but zero substance.