Waterpooloza!

Only in Poland ... err ... ok, I'm sure this has happened in other places, but as the Sun puts it, some kids got "randy" on a water slide in Poland. The response by the pool official is my favorite: A pool spokesman said: "This is a family pool and water park and we want everyone to have fun, but not that sort of fun."

Yeah, this is by far the best story I've read all day. Way better than that crap about Pakistan ordering their troops to shoot at the Allies or the job market recovering.  Personally, I wish McArthur was president because if he were alive, Pakistan would have a nice glow to it. 


Water slide story

THIS randy couple were caught out seeking the ultimate thrill on a water park's giant slide.

The pair were spotted on CCTV as the girl straddled her partner and they began making love before hurling themselves down the chute in Opoczno, Poland.

One lifeguard said: "They were at it for a good five minutes before anyone realised what was going on."

Security guards threw the pair out with their clothes without even letting them get changed.

A pool spokesman said: "This is a family pool and water park and we want everyone to have fun, but not that sort of fun."