No matter where I go ...

... POTUS follows me. For instance, I was in Milwaukee this weekend for work and of course, he was there messing up traffic and putting on some rally.  Speaking of which, there were literally 100K people in line to see him.  It was crazy ...

I fly to New York for a meeting and guess who's here, POTUS filming a spot for the View (yeah, I'm judging) and then speaking at the UN tomorrow (which is right down the street for me).  Oh and even better, Balky (president of Iran) is here as well. He's right across the street from my hotel at the Waldorf Astoria filming a reunion of Perfect Strangers ... or getting ready for another fiery speech at the UN tomorrow.  I thought the bell guy was lying but then I noticed a number of snipers on the roof tops and was pretty sure Balky had to be there.

Finally, yay, flying back to Atlanta tonight.  While it hasn't been a long trip, its been very busy and hectic. Here's to hoping for three quiet nights at home with out the POTUS, secret service, leaders of the Axis of evil or ridiculous traffic. I'm off to Wichita this weekend (I know for a fact that POTUS won't be there) and then Chicago. Yeah, I bet I seem him there again ... UGH.

You know, I'm starting to think he's following me on purpose.  Some of my readers want me to get into politics so maybe this is the chance? Then again, I'm not sure I want to be part of his cabinet. I'd have to sit in meetings with Reggie Love and I can't do that.  Just Google Reggie Love, Duke Basketball, Sharpie, Penis and UNC Fraternity Party.  And on that note, I'm off to another day of planes, trains and automobiles.

Air Force One in Milwaukee and a few C-17 and AC-130s

What's in the water in Lubbock?

Gem of a story coming out of CNN today. It talks about a judge in Texas and the potential for Civil War ... fun conversations topics. Here's how the story begins, "An elected county judge in Texas is warning that the nation could descend into civil war if President Barack Obama is re-elected, and is calling for a trained, well-equipped force to battle the United Nations troops he says Obama would bring in."  

Another Gem, "Obama, Head said, will "try to give the sovereignty of the United States away to the United Nations. What do you think the public's going to do when that happens? We are talking civil unrest, civil disobedience, possibly, possibly civil war ... I'm not talking just talking riots here and there. I'm talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms, get rid of the dictator. OK, what do you think he is going to do when that happens? He is going to call in the U.N. troops, personnel carriers, tanks and whatever."  

I'm not doubting some of the points he poorly makes, but I'm not sure if this guy knows anything about the White-vehicled, blue helmeted UN forces, but they generally don't really go on the offensive. And since the majority of UN forces are US military, how could some of these things happen?  And the forces that aren't NATO or US military, aren't the best. Google Somalia, Chad and Sudan to start. All are sparkling examples of non-US lead UN forces and their giant successes! 

Anywhoo, I'd be more worried about countries like Russia (story), that parked an Boomer Nuclear Submarine in the Gulf of Mexico for 6-weeks and we never saw it. Russia, who has been flying bomber runs over Northern California, Alaska, Oregon and Washington state with out much of a response.  

All reasons why this movie should come out sooner! Yeah, that's right, Red Dawn reduex! We are the Wolverines, we create chaos!