Showing posts with label Smiling Joe Biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smiling Joe Biden. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

A reflection on the DNC

Last night, and mainly because the Braves got murdered, On Demand was crap and there's nothing on TV, I watched the speeches at the DNC.  I have to admit, their speech writers did a much better job of coordinating their speeches so each speaker sounded like they were speaking the same thing -- and less about their own personal agenda (saving that speech for Thursday).

I also think its cute that the NFL moved its game up to Wednesday so everyone can watch the president speak on Thursday in a Hollywood like Fan Fare that would make Michael Bay proud.  Unfortunately, there is a college football game on so there is a very good chance I will see none of the speech.

But hats off to the Dems for throwing together a well synced day. I will certainly be glued to the TV tomorrow night to see my favorite politician, Smiling Joe Biden, speak away. To say they are going to have that guy on a short leash would be the understatement of the year. Course, Bill is speaking tonight and I have to admit, I love listening to Bill and watching all the women swoon over him. It's actually pretty amazing and that thing he does with this hand when he speaks, captivates everyone and pretty much ensures me that he's a wizard or warlock.  I think Rasputin was the last person to have that much control over others.  

But what I really love about the political season, all the comments people make on Facebook about "their" political views. There's no need to watch any political pundits, just go read your Facebook feed where you can learn political theory from your friend whom most recently you watched do an inverted keg stand while doing a bong hit.

There are only a few people who I pay attention to on Facebook because they are either 1. well education, 2. have a degree in political science, law, history, 3. are a politician, lawyer, campaign manager, etc.  I do not pay attention to all the morons (yes, many of you are my close friends but in this case you are acting like a moron) who state things like: "If Romney wins, there will be a civil war" ... or ... "We survived Bush, You'll survive Obama" ... or ... "Romney should release his taxes  - he's a fascist!" ... or ... "Michelle Obama for president!" - yeah, these are all very minor examples of the posts that people should refrain from posting.  Unless you are qualified to talk policy, then you should stick to posting pictures of your kid and wedding.  Honestly, I'd rather read that someone just banged a hooker against a garbage can than their own political beliefs.

And lastly ... believe it or not, I'm over all this political crap. Yes, I studied it so I will pay attention to it but as I shared with my father over the weekend, all of this must come to an end soon. And I'm not going on some horrible "let's all be friends" / "hug it out" approach, just end the far right / far left crap. It's awful.  Learn to compromise. And most importantly, as soon as we realize all of these "leaders" are awful, selfish and don't really care about our well being, then things will be better. The way I see it, none of the candidates are true team leaders and most politicians lack inspiration.

So there it is ... what's the take away? College Football is here ... and my birthday is coming up. Plus, the new Red Dawn will be out in a couple of months! Woo Hoo!


Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Smiling Joe is back at his best!

Love this guy ... almost as awesome as teh "don't take public transportation b/c of anthrax" comments. 

“Look at what they [Republican] value, and look at their budget. And look what they’re proposing. [Romney] said in the first 100 days, he’s going to let the big banks write their own rules — unchain Wall Street,” Biden said a rally in Danville, Va. “They’re going to put y’all back in chains.”

Atta boy, Joe. Always a good idea to refer to putting American's back in chains. I know the spin team is all over this one but man do I love it when you speak.  It's kinda like Christmas. In fact, I hope you get a talk show when you are done with politics.  It would make me so very happy. 
 


Saturday, October 8, 2011

Oh, how I love ... Joe Biden

Great quote, big guy. Keep 'em coming ... "Look, no matter what the circumstance, at the end of the day, the American people right now are in real trouble," Biden continued. "An even larger percentage have stagnant wages. And a significant majority of the American people believe that the country is not moving in the right direction. That is never a good place to be going into re-election, whether it's your fault or not your fault. It's almost sometimes irrelevant." I bet Obama loves hearing the truth from the coolest cat on the planet. I really need to meet him.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Peace all you hard workers trying to save the economy and your jobs, Obama out ...

Disclamier: This post may or may not be the cause of Post Concussion Syndrome -- the anger symptom.  

"Well, the economy is crap, everyone in Congress is fighting, Joe is in China and since I just told Syria what's up ... why don't I go on vacation," thought the anointed one as he stared at the ceiling in the Oval Office earlier this week. 

Well, that's what I'm assuming he's thinking because he sure doesn't want to get his hands dirty and get to work. I bet that "town hall" campaign (oops, it wasn't a campaign tour, sorry Axlrod) was super tiring (and for the record cheap for us tax payers). You know, after not answering questions to the media (sans a REAL hard hitting interview with Wolf Blitzer that said NOTHING) and talking for 20 minutes in a couple of campaign friendly towns, the anointed one probably needs a vacation.

Seriously, go on vacation. Stay on vacation. Have a staycation ... don't care just please don't' come back.  Honestly, I bet the stock market improves while your gone and your approval rating might go up since people would rather have you on vacation than doing NADA in DC.

The sad part is that when things are bad at my job and sh*t is hitting the fan, I can't just take a week to kick it on the company dime because 1. I'd get fired and 2. I can't do things on the company dime. Enjoy your vacation ... 

But be prepared for some horse sh*t, dramatic return to Washington on Wednesday as he prepares to SAVE the country!  Garbage ... absolute garbage ... anyone seen my meds?





Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Uh Oh ... Problems for Smiling Joe and POTUS in Iowa

And to think ... this is just the beginning of the madness for the White House. I'm not a Tea Party supporter by any means, but they are going to cause the anointed one a few problems in the next 14 months. I do feel sorry for Smiling Joe ... I bet Michelle punished him and took away his bottle of bourbon for the night.