Wednesday, March 30, 2011

"Advisers" in Libya

Breaking news -- the White House announced that CIA advisers and special ops are now operating in Libya (link) another one from the Guardian (link). Here's another interesting article that shows what other countries are saying / doing (link).

Well, F@ck me running, I guess that debunks that comment last week about no ground troops in Libya. Granted, they are CIA, special operators and pretty much absolute bad asses, but last I looked, they are still Americans who are fighting on behalf of our country in Libya. Call me crazy, but that sure sounds like "boots on the ground". And why aren't the French sending in troops? Hmm ... British and Americans finishing what the French started. That sounds familiar ...

The sad news is that there is no way this won't escalate further. There is no way Obama can afford losing this fight because his character and "word" are at stake. Oh well ... I'll stop rambling about it. Personally, I think we should be more worried about the four nuclear reactors melting down in Japan, but that's just me.

Escalator Rides ... FAIL

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

If I were Don Draper ....

... I'd employ a serious beatdown on Matthew Weiner and the ass hats and Lionsgate. Seriously people ... I love me some Mad Men and you are delaying it until the Fall of 2012? If you believe the Mayans, that only gives us a few months of Mad Men left?

Yeah, I think Obama should intervene here ... could be a serious threat to national security if Mad Men doesn't come back. Maybe a no fly zone over the Lionsgate HQ? and why didn't he mention that in his speech last night about Col. Blublockers?

By the way, Obama's speeches are like an episode of Glee ... whole lot of energy and excitement, but zero substance.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Facebook's demise is near ...

From NY TIMES

Guess who Facebook is going to hire to help run their communications ... that's right ... GIBBY! We all thought that Gibby was going to run the Obama campaign, but looks like he's a smart boy and wants to get PAID. One would think that Gibby finally saw the light and is jumping off the Obama campaign wagon. Maybe he was influenced by the fantastic decision to hitch our military industrial complex to a bunch of dudes in track suits riding around in Toyota Highlanders with AA guns hanging out the sun roof. On a quick side note, I was at a gun show this weekend and I'm pretty sure everyone in that room as well as myself, are better armed than the Libyan rebels.

Back to Gibby: I can't blame him, if he gets this gig, he will probably make millions. For all of our sakes, I sure hope Gibby takes a more "hands off" role so Facebook doesn't go the path of the Obama administration.

Oh and I also hope Gibby gets rich which means he can drift away into obscurity so we NEVER HAVE TO HEAR HIM STUTTER AG AG AG AGAIN.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

London Protesters

I actually think I recognize a few of these protestors ... too bad the police aren't going all Syria on them and shooting at them. Yes, that's very un-PC but I love London and can't stand Anarchist.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

This should be good ...

And while we are at it ...

More on Knut ... he died of brain damage. Poor Bear. This would have never happened had they let me raise him in my back yard. When I win the lottery, I'm getting a Polar Bear as a pet!

Too soon NBC ... too soon

I know its easy to switch letters, but seriously. Poor bear ... his name was Knut.

I want Gus Johnson to commentate my life

Warning ... Potential Historical Comment and Ramble

So yesterday, I did a bit of a ramble about Libya and mentioned something called the War Powers Act. It is this nifty little clause that basically states the President must speak to Congress within 48 hours before using military force unless the United States was provoked or attacked. Basically, its a cool clause that tries to keep the president in line from starting a war without Congressional support -- see Gulf of Tonkin, LBJ.

Back to Libya -- regardless of what he did, I am a firm believer that had Obama gone before Congress and asked for support, they would have obliged by 100% -- mainly b/c that lil Frenchman started off the fight and we will never let the French trump us in anything. Thinking back ... I don't recall Obama contacting Congress from Chile or Brazil and asking them if we should attack. Can anyone recall such a meeting / phone call / email / press conference / tweet / late night show performance?

According to the War Powers Act, the nation must be provoked or attacked in order for the President to call in our forces to act on behalf of the nation without Congressional support. I don't recall American territory, property, soil or even soldiers being attacked by Libyans during this action.

Which makes me think that Obama might possibly be in violation of the Constitution and that our military incursion is something that could deem a violation of office and an impeachable offense. Granted, these things have happened before -- for instance -- Bush was in violation of the Constitution when he sent in combat troops and helicopters to help out during Hurricane Katrina without Congressional support. Was he impeached, no, will Obama get impeached, no. I'm just belaboring a point because I feel we have a leader that is acting as a monarch, and not a president. And just to be clear, I said similar comments about Dubya so I'm not taking a party line here. The office of the president is not bigger than the idea of the United States of America and the laws / processes that have kept this nation in order for more than 230 years.

And now I defer to my history professor father - am I wrong? Am I interpreting this incorrectly? Despite your extreme dislike for our current President, wouldn't you have to agree from a factual perspective, that he is in violation of the War Powers Act?

We all know nothing will happen, but at least I would like people to realize that the office of the president is not bigger than the citizens of the United States of America, Congress or the Constitution that is the foundation of this great nation.

And the rant is over ... now back to pictures and videos of Dave Chappelle. Thanks to both of you for reading this.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

If only this were actually a movie

Special thanks to Dr. Noisewater for this one.

Trump in 2012

I know I've posted a lot from the Daily Show, but here's a great piece from Lewis Black about Trump in 2012!

America's at NOT-WAR



This one is much funnier and one point ... love Stewart's since of humor and calling out the Prez.

Live ... BREAKING NEWS ... Libya

Ok, so I'm not on the ground in Libya (that goes against Jed's policy of never returning to Africa ... ever), but I haven't been able to sleep the last couple of nights, so I've watched endless hours of news about the "war" ... or as John Stewart puts it, America at NOT-WAR.

Here's some key things that I've noticed from the media about Obama's NOT-WAR:
  • CNN and Fox are arguing over whether they are being used as human shields by the Libyan government. According The Sun, the greatest newspaper of all time, both are being used by the Libyans and the argument is over ratings. Imagine that -- a news outlet making an issue out of something for ratings.
  • CNN just had a "Breaking New" story about Obama and the War Powers Act. Not to insult anyone, but the War Powers Act has been a resolution connected to the Constitution for about 38 years. Not so much "Breaking News" -- dynamite reporting CNN! Why isn't Anderson Cooper on the ground in Tripoli?
  • What's up with Ghadaffi's sunglasses? Those thing are tight. Kinda like Blueblockers, but despot / dictator sheik.
  • Obama just came out and said that he "hopes" the rebel forces can take down Ghadaffi. Hope is certainly what I would hope our leader would say after we've fired hundreds of Cruise missles and spent billions of dollar on a "no fly zone". I'm sure glad he's leading the charge and really happy to see that we are siding with a "military force" like the Libyan rebels. I haven't seen that many track suits since my last trip to New Jersey -- how about we donate some Camo to them -- the Arsenal / Barcelona Nike track suits aren't what I'd say are military issue uniforms. Also, these freedom fighters waste more ammo firing into the air than actually shooting at the bad guys. Looks like we hitched our billion dollar military complex to a winner!
  • How are we affording this? And why are we supporting so many people that absolutely hate us? Just sayin ... 20% of all insurgents during the Iraq war came from E. Libya (another stat from CNN).
  • In other news, 100 or so people were killed in Juarez last week. Since all of our military is engaged in N. Africa and the Mideast, are we going to send in the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts to institute a no fly zone on the Mexican boarder?
Why oh why can't we just get Dave Chappelle to be our president and bring back Jamie Fox / Tony Blair ... "What, huh, oil? Who said something about oil, bitch you cookin?"

Monday, March 21, 2011

David Gergen - CNN

See, I'm not the only moderate conservative who doesn't feel our Libya incursion wasn't the best move for Obama and our country. The interesting part - Clinton was one of the major influences behind the action. Of course, if this doesn't go our way, I'm sure Obama will make sure she falls on the sword for it.

What is Obama's endgame in Libya?
By David Gergen, CNN Senior Political Analyst

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Cambridge, Massachusetts (CNN)
-- After conversations with top players in Washington last week, mostly as I accompanied a group of Zuckerman Fellows from Harvard on a field trip, here are some brief reflections on the mood there toward events in the Middle East:

• The head-snapping change in policy toward Libya has everyone guessing where the Mideast is heading, whether the U.S. has a good handle, and most of all, what President Obama is trying to achieve.

• One irony, as a female friend put it, is that for years many of us believed that if only more women could gain power, the world would surely become more peaceful. Yet, we now see that the three people who talked Obama into using force against Libya's Moammar Gadhafi were all women -- Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice and Samantha Power. Leading male advisers were opposed. Perhaps we should be less surprised than we are. Remember Margaret Thatcher? And Golda Meir? And remember, too, that both were seen as successful leaders for most of their time in office.

• There are divisions in Washington about the president's actions, but most -- including me -- believe Hillary & Co. had the better argument. If anything, the U.S. delayed too long, allowing Gadhafi to gain the upper hand on the ground.

• But what is the president's endgame in Libya? And what is his strategy for the Middle East more generally? Who can say for sure?

• Originally, the president kept saying we want Gadhafi out -- but now that we are using force, he says we only want to stop him from killing more civilians. Is this mission creep in reverse? And how tough would we be if, as seemed possible today, the Arab League begins to retreat from supporting force?

• Meanwhile, the administration privately -- and rightly -- stresses that even as we hit Libya, we must keep a strategic focus on Egypt and Saudi Arabia, long seen as our most powerful Arab friends in the region. The preliminary returns from weekend voting in Egypt -- we are still waiting to hear from Cairo -- will bring some heartburn in Washington. How big a threat will the Muslim Brotherhood now become in elections a few months from now and what can Washington do about it?

• Even bigger headaches are arising in the U.S.-Saudi relationship. Several top players from past administrations report that the Saudis are hugely angry about Obama's treatment of Egypt's ex-President Hosni Mubarak. "He was your best friend in the region for more than 30 years, doing everything you asked," the Saudi argument goes, "but a week after he got into trouble, you threw him under the bus rather than working out a graceful exit. How can we now trust you?"

• The Obama administration is now working to rebuild Saudi ties, but will it have sufficient leverage to help usher in more democratic reforms in the kingdom and, crucially at the moment, in nearby Bahrain and Yemen? Or, as seems likely, will we be caught in increasing contradictions between our policy in Libya (crack down on an enemy government that kills demonstrators) vs. Bahrain and Yemen (go easy on a friendly government that kills demonstrators)?

• Peering into the uncertainties of the future, most observers in Washington feel they understand Defense Secretary Gates as well as Secretary Clinton. Both command respect. The president's National Security Council adviser, Tom Donilon, is less well-known, but many from his past, including me, know him to be a smart, savvy player who is a quick learner and can make things happen.

• The big question mark is the president himself. Rebounding from his electoral defeats last November, he seemed to be asserting a much firmer grasp on power, but in recent weeks, he appears to outsiders as someone who has slipped back into a haze of caution. The Economist this week is even questioning his political courage. As he sends U.S. troops into harm's way, many in Washington are now waiting to see which Obama now emerges. Much rides on the outcome.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

So long Knut ...


Sad news ... Yes, we are attacking Libya, but seriously, Knut the bear died in Berlin. Personally, I blame the Germans and their odd since of style.

I saw Knut a few years ago and have to admit, he was the coolest Polar Bear I've ever met. I'm still convinced that if they would let me have a Polar Bear as a pet, this would never happen.

This is way March Madness is Amazing

Friday, March 18, 2011

Dave Grohl is the man (from WWTDD)



Love this quote from Dave ... looks like I'm not the only one who is over Glee.

“It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do f—ingGlee,” Grohl told THR. “And then the guy who created Gleeis so offended that we’re not, like, begging to be on his f—ing show… f— that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee.” “And it’s just like, Dude, maybe not everyone loves Glee. Me included.”

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Sad Times

Since I've been ill the past week, I've been stuck at home watching endless hours of the coverage in Japan. Very sad to see all the loss of life and potential unfolding nuclear disaster.

With any natural disaster, I'm interested in how the media covers the situation. Especially the English press ... The Sun's headline today was interesting. Hopefully, a miracle will happen, the reactors won't melt down and all will be well ... see, Jed is optimistic when he is ill.


Sunday, March 13, 2011

MIA

Yes, I've been MIA of late. Last week was crazy busy with work and then this weekend, I acquired a fever and phenomenal respiratory virus.

Quite possibly one of the more miserable feelings I've felt in the last ten years ... and no, I'm not exaggerating. I'd personally like to thank the couple of co-workers who constantly come to work sick b/c I'm pretty sure that's where I acquired this fun-ness.

And the doctor's advice was my favorite -- "You have to let it run its course." Awesome.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Sunday quote of the day

Wade said, "Outside, the Miami Heat are exactly what everyone wanted, losing games. The world is better now since the Heat is losing."

Thanks, D Wade. You are correct. We are very happy to see you lose -- well not so much you, but LeBron, yes. Chin up, you are rich and I'm sure LeBron will don his lumberjack shirt shortly and buy another hour on ESPN to discuss his "decision".

Friday, March 4, 2011

I wish Charlie Sheen was my boss

Forbes 10 Happiest Jobs

Shocker, mine didn't make the list. I'm actually surprised by the list (link to Forbes article)
  1. Biotech - sure. You get paid well and cure stuff
  2. Customer Service -- I guess ... if your into screwing your fellow man for fun. Sure. I'd say it would make me happy.
  3. Education -- I think a millennial wrote this list because my friends that are teachers hate the kids they each.
  4. Admin -- Hmm ... I'm really starting to wonder who wrote this list.
  5. Purchasing / Procurement -- another example of a group that causes others tremendous pain and suffering
  6. Accounting - since the economy is in the crapper, I doubt they are doing much. Plus, I bet having an abacus on your desk is cool.
  7. Finance -- I think Obama wrote this list
  8. Non-Profit -- sure. I'd be happy too if I were helping people all the time.
  9. Healthcare -- this was true until universal healthcare! I bet working in that industry is amazing now ... hey, where's my hand out?
  10. Legal -- ahh, lawyers. Once upon a time, I wanted to be a lawyer. Today, I'd rather volunteer to lead protests in Libya.
Here's what I would say are the top 5 jobs:
  1. President
  2. The guy who makes trailers for movies
  3. Charlie Sheen's drug dealer
  4. Distributor of riot gear for EMEA
  5. Gas station owner

She's Tall ...


And it's her birthday ... Happy Birthday Tallgirl. Looking forward to a few cocktails and you making fun of everyone.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

This will not end well ...

Let me set the record straight so not to confuse both people that read this (cough, cough ... Pippen) ... I love the idea of bombing bad guys and our "enemies". But I'm not behind doing it because some protesters want us to and some crack heads are yelling loudly on CNN.

According to the world's greatest news network, our government is mulling plans to attack Libya. Granted, we have contingency plans for everything, but knowing the brain trust operating the Titanic called Washington, I wouldn't be surprised if we were actually moving on this action.

In an effort to not bore you all with my rant on stupid decisions, I'll just say this ... A military attack against Libya is a horrible idea and sets a foreign policy precedent that Carter wouldn't dare implement. Then again, I want a new administration so maybe Obama should order the attacks. Story from CNN - link.

It's and interesting article that boarders on fact and speculation. My favorite part of the article is John Kerry's comment (clearly proves that our politicians, regardless of their military service, have absolutely no idea how things work): "Sen. John Kerry, D-Massachusetts, called for the United States to impose a no-fly zone over Libya. While he noted that the Libyan people weren't asking for foreign troops, he said they "do need the tools to prevent the slaughter of innocents on Libyan streets."

Dear failed presidential candidate Kerry -- you gotta bomb the SAM sites before you can have a no fly zone which means we have to act first before it can be a "no fly zone". Last I looked, our planes aren't Transformers and invincible. Luckily, CNN quoted Gates who said something similar.

To be honest, I'm not sure why I'm annoyed by this. Typically, I'm all for bombing Gadaffi and eliminating some bad guys, but this just smells bad. Why should we do something because some protesters say so ... and will we act when this happens somewhere else?

Enough ranting ... I guess I'm working too much resulting in not fun posts.

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss


“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”